private event!

We just got the Duke of York's Picturehouse programme for June and July. On 6 July, it lists "Private Event". That's us! Tee-hee!

I kind of wish that they'd put "Phil and Lynne's Wedding". Then people might've shown up thinking it was the next big thing from Cannes. (Sounds like a comedy title to me. You'll laugh, you'll cry...) We could have made anyone without an invitation pay £6 to get in. (£5 for Duke of York's members and Old Age Pensioners. Yes, that's what you over-60s would be called if you lived in the UK.)